Battleships in Space: Misleading Title

Come on, Lucas Film. We all know that there isn’t going to be an end to the Jedi for as long as you want to keep squeezing the Star Wars franchise by its balls to get out every last drop of coin you can. And if that metaphor was a little too explicit for you, all I can do is apologise and say that the metaphor is probably as shameless as the storyline of the newest movies is.

Which isn’t to say that I didn’t like the movie. It’s just… well, like I said, it’s a shameless retelling of the previous trilogy we got. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing, either, and I’m not going to pretend that they aren’t at least trying to spice it up a little and add new spin to it; something I credit them for doing. After all, it wasn’t like Star Wars had a bad story, though I’d certainly accuse it of being hammy and melodramatic and the same applies here.

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